Muwahahaha.... Y(^_^)Y

Just for fun....enjoy!!

Dalam sebuah pertunjukkan lawak, sekumpulan pelawak terkenal membuatkan seluruh dewan gamat dengan gelak ketawa. Penonton tidak henti-henti ketawa sebaik anggota kumpulan itu muncul hinggalah selesai persembahan.

Bagaimanapun, ....

dalam keriuhan itu terdapat seorang wanita yang hanya mendiamkan diri seolah olah tiada apa yang menggelikan hatinya. Bahkan sikap berdiam diri wanita ini membuatkan penonton lain kehairanan.Oleh kerana merasa tidak puashati.. seorang gadis segera bertanya kepada wanita tersebut sebaik saja persembahan pelawak2 itu selesai.

" Apakah persembahan mereka tidak kelakar ? " tanya seorang gadis kepada wanita itu.

"Sungguh kelakar,"jawab wanita itu singkat.

"Tetapi kenapa kakak tidak ketawa? Apakah kakak sakit gigi? "tanya gadis itu lagi.

"Tidak..", jawab wanita itu.

"Kalau begitu, apakah alasannya yang buat kakak tak mahu ketawa", gadis itu masih tak berpuashati.

"Habis, kau ingat elok sangat ke mentertawakan suami sendiri di khalayak ramai? " getusnya.

***Hehe...Sendirik mau fikir lah ye...



Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya....

Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. (maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut...

Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste. (Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalau tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya,bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya...

Boss : Why didn't you come to work?

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)

***Takyah malu...belasah je..yang penting maksud dapat difahami...ahaks!



Who says our English is teruk. Just see below -Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use iteconomically when communicating their intentions. Compare thesephrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing:So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are ona long distance call. Make it snappy.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater youwant in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a fewmoments ago?
Malaysians: Hallo, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kiusWHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAYBritons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me toenter through this door?
Malaysians: (while pointing at door) Can or not?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don-waaaan!

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand whereyou're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you saidabout the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'mtrying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

***Staright forward kan senang...tapi macam ni Malaysian? Die lah....ehehe



A man called home to his wife and said..."Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.
"The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! ! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
"You'll love the answer... .



The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..........................


***Baik biar bertempat...Huwaaa....curangnyer laki...Nauzubillah...


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